Reach into your pussy and find yourself.
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@mercedesbenzodiazepine Quote of the Year (via plebula)
my kink is constant attention
The way we purposely mangle, misspell, and interrupt the name of a person or thing on Tumblr to avoid a post being found in tags or searches makes me think of various folklore- where a being is summoned by speaking their name. Add this to the list of reasons why the Internet is a folkloric culture of its own.
Every time you type his real name, Bumpershoot Cumbernickle gets cast in another role that could’ve been done better by someone else
new york voice: ba da bing ba da boom
You’ve heard of Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. Now get ready for New Enemies Junior Cat Battleground.
A limousine that is extremely wide instead of extremely long
